amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
via  hypergoth5  (originally  amortizing)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 7:28pm 38,068 notes

crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

via  queen-of-the-ghost  (originally  undergroundghosts)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:47pm 186,530 notes
lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

via  queen-of-the-ghost  (originally  iraffiruse)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:26pm 307,343 notes

hoganddice:

He doesn’t indiscriminately kill random characters.

He intentionally and deliberately kills characters for whom it makes sense to die.

An unusual amount of characters die in his books because most writers won’t commit to realism enough to do the same.

via  blessing-of-vivec  (originally  lietometonight)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:26pm 76,961 notes
via  shaunhasttings  (originally  trashyybarbiee)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:25pm 141,514 notes

anidragon:

mynameisdavid23:

For those of you who don’t know this book exists, it does. I have a copy, and it’s glorious.

OMG, I knew this book existed, but I’ve never seen the content, this is amazing.

via  queen-of-the-ghost  (originally  mynameisdavid23)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:25pm 75,750 notes

forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

image

my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

via  queen-of-the-ghost  (originally  spell-i-c-u-p)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:24pm 906,234 notes
via  almualimbeatbox  (originally  kpfun)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:24pm 42,408 notes
ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

via  algrenion  (originally  jamesmdavisson)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:13pm 250,067 notes

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

via  queen-of-the-ghost  (originally  catsbeaversandducks)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:13pm 199,912 notes
thesylverlining:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

holy shit if you can be poly in the Sims 4 ohhh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh <3 

thesylverlining:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

holy shit if you can be poly in the Sims 4 ohhh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh <3 

via  blessing-of-vivec  (originally  cross-fiction)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:13pm 95,908 notes
darkpsychenyxartemis:

rainbowznstuff:

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

the real question is whatever did he do with all of those bottles?

darkpsychenyxartemis:

rainbowznstuff:

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

the real question is whatever did he do with all of those bottles?

via  queen-of-the-ghost  (originally  phossphene)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:12pm 570,111 notes

unfchester:

….priorities, people.

via  assassinwithpassion  (originally  offensiveheritage)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:12pm 226,738 notes
whimsicalmimzical:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

He looked like a total dude-bro but then he saw that creepy thing, physically put her behind him, defended her, stood over the thing and blocked it so she could get out first. I’m proud of you dude, good job!

whimsicalmimzical:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

He looked like a total dude-bro but then he saw that creepy thing, physically put her behind him, defended her, stood over the thing and blocked it so she could get out first. I’m proud of you dude, good job!

via  blessing-of-vivec  (originally  4gifs)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:10pm 930,359 notes
Anonymous
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
via  selfmadesuperhero  (originally  iguanamouth)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 ~ 1:04pm 134,934 notes