eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

bucksoverducks:

Hahahaha

suicidle:

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath

lifeismymuse:

theoriginalspike:

sexytardis:

thefoxxybenedict:

kitbuckle:

you-should-be-writing:

insideonemind:

It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’

FOREVER REBLOG

I like to think she tries to make them laugh. 

Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING

Also Harry’s face.

this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.

The TOP RIM OF WILL’S GLASSES are strategically positioned to BLOCK JACK’S EYES and prevent direct eye-contact. - Jack gently pushes Will’s glasses up the bridge of his nose so he’s forced to make fleeting eye contact.

Hannibal, S01E01 Illustrated Script.

houch:

i-have-clinomania:

Because society is so fucked up now a days people like to judge just to hurt people and get a reaction to make them feel better about themselves. Fucked up fucking shit.

oh my god

cryingbecauseoffeels:

So my fucking chemistry teacher lost his voice today and couldn’t talk over the kids talking SO HE JUST FUCKING PULLS A LEAF BLOWER WITH TOILET PAPER OUT FROM BEHIND HIS DESK.

tinyhousesmallspace:

165 Square Feet in Italy