"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
From the Hannibal S1 DVD- menu.
I swear the first time I saw it I didn’t expect Hannibal to appear and I was like
FDNKNFKERNFARNLFGKRELNGRNHANNIBAL U LITTLE CREEPER
it looks like he’s going to kiss him
You know when I zone out at work?
Omg this 100000%% accurate
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
how do boys look good without makeup
thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though
One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think about this all the damn time.
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
are vegans allowed to drive since gasoline is made from fossil fuels meaning dinosaurs had to DIE for you to drive that car you fucking pig
oh my god
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?
shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth