Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother) - Holding Out for A Hero
when people start getting close to your friends
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
what are snails even trying to do
I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone
ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE
WHY IS THIS BACK
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
Microwave Snacks You Can Cook In A Mug (Click the name for their recipe)
First trailer for Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho (The Way He Looks) [x]
OH MY GOD THEY’RE MAKING THIS A FULL LENGTH MOVIE DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I AM
im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
it’s funny because ants in actuallity can’t see very well and rely on a scent line left by other ants to make their way back. if that line is obstructed, they wait for another ant to come along and lay out an alternate route.
the weird thing about internet friends is that you don’t know how tall they are
what a good fanfic I can’t wait for the next chapt-
The best part is this post is just going to get more upsetting as time goes on
In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.
Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance